Is everyone hanging out without me?



You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut


Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.


Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

I thought it would be fun to talk to each other Game of Thrones style.


Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil



Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…



the airplane scene is truly iconic.


that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again



I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

I had a nightmare where I was kidnapped and I had a full on panic attack because I had a huge paper due AND two huge tests the next day and I demanded that they take me to school because I had work I had to do and my kidnappers were so freaked out that they dropped me off at school.


remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry (the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times






imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled


I like to imagine fishingboatproceeds and edwardspoonhands making vlogbrothers videos without their fancy spinny rolly office chairs so that every time they want to make a jump cut they have to scooch their normal chairs across the floor, making the most awkward obnoxious scooching noise.

These questions keep me awake at night.



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I laughed I cried, I researched stars, and sobbed about elephants. But nothing compares to how happy the last one made me feel.