Honey, you should see me in a crown


thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

^^

thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

^^



magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill


ronandhermionesource:

My walls were up. But you brought them down...

boo-tyluvr:

"You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… I know what you are."

"Say it… out loud. Say it."

"Danny Phantom."



ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

posted 5 hours ago via pizza · © ridge with 203,957 notes


killian-me-softly-jones:

Retail space beside Bob’s Burgers


coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"


ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.